Man versus decisions.

Decision making is one of the easiest things a man can do; it comes naturally because it is in a man’s superior genes and that makes a man an excellent decision maker.

Take the decision, to get another beer or do “something constructive”. This decision comes in a flash and does not require complex decision making, there for another beer is consumed. Doing something constructive does not form part of his decision making process at that moment.

The problem comes in when a man gets advice while making this kind of decisions.

Take the above example, it becomes much more complex when a man decides to take another beer and gets the advice from his wife to do something constructive instead of just sitting there and drink beer.

Constructive as mentioned by his wife, can be from mowing the lawn, cleaning the gutters or anything what is important for the wife while he peacefully drinks his beer.

The decision to take another beer becomes not only the right decision but also an important decision. Not that a man does not want to do constructive things, he does. Not that a man did not think about all the things needing his attention, he did.

Part of a man’s superior genes is to “differentiate” or “prioritise”. Where prioritise has the upper hand. Flashing images of mowing the lawn and the gutter leaks where going through the man’s mind long before his wife so rudely interrupted his important decision making and by merely prioritising these images he already came to the only possible conclusion and that is to take another beer.

In his marvellous capability to prioritise, in his mind a man is always one step ahead of his wife and had it all figured out, between the first and the second beer.

One other important and superior function a man has; is his brain function. When a man takes a decision, he sticks to it. If a man does not get any valid reasons he will not change his mind.

Mowing the lawn or cleaning the gutters is not a valid reason because he already prioritised these. Any other reasons his wife comes up with, are regarded as invalid because now his wife is nagging him.

Nagging is a woman’s invention it does not belong to man, nagging is a man’s enemy because nagging is dangerous to a man’s brain. In man’s incredible fine tuned mind, were complex decisions are made, a nagging wife can cause irreparable damage to his decision making processes.

The most well known and least studied damages caused are weakness and doubt. Weakness is directly related to, how well the wife can nag. Doubt is directly related to, how long the wife can nag.

The damaging results are more or less the same. The man is forced to re-think his decision.

In the case above where the man has a peaceful beer and made the decision to take another one, the complications are devastating and forever lasting. I therefore call on every woman who adopted the dangerous and insensitive route of nagging, to reconsider. It is far better to the clean the cutters yourself as to create an altered man and cause damage to his delicate and superior fine tuned mind. It is far better to help him with his thinking processes and bring him another beer while he advises you on how to clean the gutters.



To celebrate this new thinking in woman I have a excellent cocktail recipe which you can make for your wife after she completed cleaning the gutters successfully.

DISAPPOINTED LADY 3/4 oz. Brandy 3/4 oz. Tia Maria 3/4 oz. Orange Juice 3/4 oz. Amaretto Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice Shake and strain into you wife's favorite glass. Add a dash of grenadine. Sprinkle nutmeg on top.