Man and his Brain.

As I previously mentioned in one of my articles, man has a superb brain function. This is due to the fact that a man’s brain consists of a few small thinking boxes and one big empty box. In contrast with a woman, a woman’s brain consists of many small thinking boxes and no big empty box; most of these small boxes are under water, there for woman gets easily emotional, confused or disorientated. 

That is not with man. Man never gets emotional, confused or disorientated.

Woman should understand that man spent most of his entire adult life in this big empty box. He does this to contemplate, not that there is always something to contemplate in particular, but mulling about anything important for a man is vital for his survival.

If a man is busy contemplating about nothing and his wife ask him a question the answer will be “Huh”? Not that he is deaf, because he is not, although his wife might think so. It is absolutely a phenomenal response due to a man’s superior brain function and can only be admired. The answer “Huh” is the right answer on all questions his wife might ask while he is in his big empty box.

Another example of an unique response recorded as early as 1957, but never fully understood by woman, is while a man being in his empty box and his wife ask him if he already took out the trash, the answer will be “Yes”. Yes is the most appropriate answer. A part of man’s advanced brain capacity the sub-conscience already determined that saying “No” is far more dangerous than “Yes”. Firstly you do not say “No” to a woman and secondly “Yes” will stop any nasty follow ups by his wife.

To explain the aftermath after the trash-man took all the trash and the wife finds out that their trash is still standing outside at the kitchen door is a matter of simple mathematics. The wife storms in and looks confused and says “The trash is still there and you said when I asked you, that you took out the trash. Of course the man’s answer will be “Huh”? Having a look at his wife’s face after that, he is instantaneously out of his nothing box and asks, “What’s going on”? With an emotional voice she repeats the unfair accusation and adding “you never listen to me when I ask you something” which is another unfair accusation.

Due to his superior brain capacity the man looks his wife in the eyes and says, “I can’t remember, you asking me to take out the trash”! His wife is now becoming more emotional and consequently starting to cry, because most of her small thinking boxes are under water. She says “when I asked you, you said yes” 

With his phenomenal brainpower, he delves in his sub-conscience and vaguely remembers saying “yes” to something. 

With his enormous brain power he is easily able to adapt to the unfortunate situation. He says to his wife “I thought you asking me, if you could take out the trash”! That’s why I said “Yes”. But if it makes you happy, I will gladly take out the trash. Now, emotionally disorientated and confused the wife disappeared to the kitchen.

The conclusion: If a man is in his big empty box contemplating about nothing, the woman has to gently guide him out of there, by complimenting him on the time well spent. If he is completely out of his empty box it is proven that you can ask any questions. Woman must remember it is a dangerous practice to rudely interrupt his thinking processes as you might damage his brain inadvertently.

If you already engaged in this practice make your man a few of these shooters. It will prevent further damage.

Brain Hemorrhage.

1 shot of peach schnapps.

1 tsp Bailey's Irish cream

2 or more drops of grenadine syrup. 

Pour the peach schnapps into a shot glass. 

Slowly add the Bailey's on top
Slowly drip the grenadine on the top layer and see the result.